Captain Soap

Nicknames: Cat’m Soap, The Hydration Herald, SoapDart, Soapy Sam Wolfe of the East
Personality Traits: Strategic, bold, humorous, fiercely loyal, deeply driven
Likes: Rope dart flow, pirate lore, teaching hydration lessons the hard way, mentoring new SeaCats, festival storms and late-night laughter
Dislikes: Dehydration (seriously), crew disunity, wasted potential, People being a Dick
Hobbies: Flowing with a silk rope dart, crafting purrsona deals for CatDealerz, telling tall tales, leading hydration chants, collecting relics from port to port
Aspirations: To spark a global movement of artistic pirates who trade creativity instead of coin, to build wells through fire and flow, and to keep every crewmate hydrated in body, spirit, and soul

Born in the desert and forged in the fires of festival life, Cat’m Soap first rose through the ranks as a gogo manager and backup fire rope dartist. After a near-death brush with dehydration while caring for others, Soap made a vow: never again would thirst take another artist. From that moment, a captain was born—one with a mission.

Wielding a silk green rope dart and a tongue as sharp as the cutlass slung across their back, Soap roams the lands and seas not for gold, but for good. Every sale on CatDealerz.com helps fund the SeaCats’ goals—whether it’s building wells, launching new artist careers, or taking over ports with flaming fanfare and pirate pride.

Their outfit reflects the path—part shinobi, part seafarer—blending stealth, skill, and swagger. Around their waist, a green sash and flask of water remind everyone: Hydrate or Die-drate isn’t just a slogan—it’s law.

Soap’s not just a captain. They are a vibe.
Not just a pirate, a provider.
Cat’m Soap sails to inspire, to teach, and to burn brightly—leaving glowing trails wherever the SeaCats roam.